gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

floozys:

inspired by x

reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

darkbluetile:

thebrownskingirl:

You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.

I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

nikkipher:

THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

perks-of-being-chinese:

same

unclefather:

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

meladoodle:

no no no officer you don’t understand, this is medicinal meth