My anaconda don’t want none

matthewsagan:

because it ate last month and snakes don’t need to be fed very often since they use external environmental heat sources to regulate their body temperature and can therefore survive on far fewer calories than warm-blooded animals



do you have any idea what time it is young lady

do you have any idea what time it is young lady

spork:

do you ever stop to take a selfie and think, β€œwhich filter will make dad come back?”

HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.

moopdrea:

nishlo:

shark lava and boy girl

image

definitely cooler than those other two

supersmashkev:

angelinaasanchez:

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STOPPPPPPP OMG

supersmashkev:

angelinaasanchez:

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ .

STOPPPPPPP OMG

15 Month Old Controls 500 Boys at Camp Rockmont

reasonsmykidissmiling:

"He’s in control of 500 people."
Submitted By: Charles W.
Location: England
frockled:

zachattackrules:

Last night we camped out on a giant disc structure on top of a mountain that overlooks all of Los Angeles county. It was a good night.

Wow

frockled:

zachattackrules:

Last night we camped out on a giant disc structure on top of a mountain that overlooks all of Los Angeles county. It was a good night.

Wow

huggingsherlockinthetardis:

toodeepforyou:

tits-mcgeeeee:

rayladelasoul:

I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

Pew pew

huggingsherlockinthetardis:

toodeepforyou:

tits-mcgeeeee:

rayladelasoul:

I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

Pew pew

Anonymous asked:
Hey im jealous because my friend hooked up with a hot person and i havent what should i do

beesmygod:

look at this fish that looks like a dog