tharlk:

it’s me ur new classmate im here and ready 2 learn 

(Source: rousphotos, via pleatedjeans)

chandra75:

George Takei,

You rule. 

(via australianprostitute)

nayx:

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

(via phatticuss)

clarice-andherlittlelostlamb:

nels5157:

angrymadsygin:

demons-put-onions-in-my-room:

myoneandonlywonderland:

Sheldon the tiny dinosaur
Part 4/4

SHELDON IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS LIKE EVERY SINGLE THING MAKES ME SO HAPPY ABOUT HIM

Sheldon is the sweetest creature ever!

omg!

This may be the cutest/sweetest thing I’ve ever seen.

(via gay-propaganda)

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

(via phatticuss)

rakatakat:

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

im laughing/crying i dont want any more messages about this listen up you fucks apparently pee makes citrus plants grow well he learned this from a movie called the world’s fastest indian it is a very good movie starring sir anthony hopkins a highly inspirational film you will be compelled to purchase a lemon tree sapling and see a man about a dog on it every day for the rest of your life and you will be blessed with lemons the size of footballs. yes we ate the pee lemons.

(via orgasmic-humor)

stunningpicture:

Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts 30 squats as its payment.

(via metal-headz-unite)

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

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